I just discovered stretch marks around my upper arm. They're faint, barely noticeable (I hope) but most certainly present.
Lets see, I have them on my ass, on my legs just behind the knees and now on my arms. Its become a guessing game for where the next scar will break through, my penis? How would I ever explain that?
After toweling off last night, I backed my butt into a mirror and thought... if only I was a zebra...
If you don't have stretch marks, I hate you. They don't heal, they don't go away, they might fade but they'll always be there criss-crossing their ugliness around your precious skin and keep you dreaming of what could've been or should've been or maybe even ought to be, one hot peice of flawless ass.
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Zebra? LMAO.
Whilst I have some fairly random ones on my upper arms... I sure as hell don't have stretch marks on my ass (not that I've ever noticed.. fuck I'm gonna go have a look now).... What the hell have you been up to?
LMFAO big time!!! LOL!!! Maybe you're now going to be as fat as that man whose picture you put up!!! hehehehe *evil laughter* (only joking).
Good to have you back. Never mind about them. Cocoa butter usually makes them fade, so get rubbing.
Do you ever check your old posts for comments BTW? You're supposed to reply Mr naughty...*sulking and pouting*
Take care.
I'll holla in a bit
xxx
SSD: yea, you go look at your ass and report right back. I want to know there are other asses like mine.
Forget about what I've been up to, I see you've been modeling at fashion shows and salivating on hot juvenile models lol. BTW, did I ever tell you I like your new picture? Well I do. Very apt!
cally-waffy: Even though you've closed your blog :-(, you get major point for your name. thats one creative (and wacky) name. does cally waffy mean something?
You know, for a second there when I discovered the stretch marks, I thought, well wouldn't you know it, karma IS a bitch! But my stretch marks aren't as a result of getting fat, seems I've been thin so long any gains I make in the way of muscle results in a rip somewhere.
i'll try cocoa butter but i doubt its going to get rid of them.
Sorry about not replying to old comments. sometimes i check the previous post for new comments but I usually don't look beyond that. I'll search for your comment this evening. are we good now? lol.
thanks for stoppin
P.S.
Also, about your comments, you should have them emailed to you cos sometimes people leave comments on very old posts. I also noticed that i wasn't the only one that was leaving recent comments, so i guess you missed them also. I know that i commented on the poem you dedicated to your dad, a few more posts after that and on the haemorrhoids post. So you see, i've read your entire blog and am now a fan. Not a looney bunny boiler one though! lol!!!
Take care dude.
xxx
ohh why did you shut down YOUR blog for some assholes. Besides, I think you can block anon. comments. Will you start up again or are you through?
WOW, washboard abs after 2 kids? God bless you. Most women just give up after the first kid.
And, I get the name. Still creative though...and still wacky lol.
YOU READ THE ENTIRE BLOG? omg, maybe I should do that one day. I don't blog that much so its doable but ... they are my stories, i lived every one of them so I suppose there's nothing particularly entertaining in reading them over. But it's kinda cool to know someone read the first page of my drivel up until this last fart lol. Thanks waffy, I only wish I could say I read your entire blog too.
I'll see if I can set up the comments section so comments are mailed to me. That way I don't have to check old blogs. I'll fish for your comments and reply.
i have stretch marks on my arms as well. Its a hereditary thign with me. I have never been fat a day in my life, but the y are there. I have come to liek them. My stretch marks, My body. We are sexy together. Be one with your stretches.I am sure your gorgeous.
I come back after a month, and you are still mad. Thank God!
Tyson: I need someone with your optimism in my life. My stretch marks still bother me but who knows, I suppose I'll grow to accept them since I can't get rid of them.
Cally: Yes. Yes. Email the gist of it to me. I've love it.
2 more children you say? You sound like you're looking forward to that which is a good thing.
Jaja: There you are old man. Thought you lost in the swamps over there. That'd suck coz I'd miss you. And yea, I'm still my angry, bitter, bitching self. Nothings changed in my closet.
You know, you've got a ton of comments to get to on your blog. Hop to it mister.
Most people have them so don't worry.
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