I've been so horny lately, last night I dreamt of being a porn star, complete with enormous..umm, talent? not to say I'm carrying around a third pinkie in real life, just that in my dream it was truly larger than life.
I need to get laid...with someone else. I'm tired of this masturbation crap!
but you know I'm not going stop...right?
RIGHT!
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You poor baby, imagine a world where you can ease your sexual tension, a world where you are afraid of being aroused than anything else, now are you thankful for your hand?
You're suffering from SRH and its ok, it happens to many men like yourself, and not to worry it will pass but just in case, carry condoms in your pocket at all times and well, VISIT TORONTO when you get the chance, I'll show you around my hood but you have to be open to "casual encounters"!
I'm glad you're saying tralalala..I'll tell you a story some day
hmmm Mamarita dont be teaching that man some things he dont know about eh!....LOL
I invited him to Toronto already.....
Poor man, keep the righty busy for the time being! ;) Nice blog layout!
Interesting!
What seems to be stopping you from getting laid anyway?
Now, I won’t be quick to say ‘go lay someone’... it’s the easiest thing in the world to do anyway.
I reckon losing virginity is a big deal (am I making any assumptions!?)… funny enough I have related questions for you after your comment on my blog.
But let it be said, that we all are wankers. Young, old, married, single alike…. ‘Masturbation crap!’ Indeed.
and why does naijadude feel certain it’s a righty that’s been kept busy?
Some of us are bloody left handed! You bigot! lol
@mama: You're back! It's a miracle.
What is SRH?
Hmmm "casual encounters". Thats sounds naughty and I'm a very good boy :). Toronto is on my To-Go list.
@naijadude: The righty has been busy alright. Infact, its been too busy...thats the whole problem :(
@jaja: I'm one of those old fashioned people still hung up about realtionship before sex. Unfortunbately, relationships have been hard to come by....and yup, you are making assuptions *wink*
get a flesh light or hooker
Sperm Retention Headache, its a syndrom affecting a lot of people in our day, symptoms - sexual frustration(Tick all that apply)
I'm also the "relationship before sex" type, except, well, before and after the sex (you dig)
If you're looking to coming to Toronto, the weekend of the 24th is the best time, cos itssssss
PRIDE WEEKEND and EVERY THING GOES, they close down Yonge street, its FANTASTIC you'd love it.
I know the feeling but I still feel its better than just random sex. Or maybe I'm just not frustrated enough yet lol.
@anony: First, what in the world is a flesh light, if thats typo, why a flash light? I'm doing research on this in a minute.
Second, NO!
@mamarita: NYC pride parade is on the 24th too and I plan on going...I'll be going by myself but...who needs partner too oogle eye candy rite lol.
@Jay: I havn't lost my head yet so I can't say I've considered random sexual encounters but you never know...If someone;s knocking on my backdoor and he's hot and i'm horny, I may just have to put reason aside.
eewww...sticky
@ captain: oh get off it lol. you know you've been there :)
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