I've been tagged.
To Greg, I'm honored!
Now it took me longer than I thought to list 8 random things about myself. I've been around for 22 years. My history and idiosyncrasies bore even me...but if you're asking Greg, you shall receive because you're cool like that.
1. I'm a tennis fanatic. I play and I watch...(definetely watch better than I play). I get a kick out of telling people that I'm really into Golf. Truth is I am only interested when Tiger Woods is playing.
2. I'm pretty bad at returning phone calls. My sister called me over a week ago and I still haven't returned her call.
3. I don't dream...not even wet dreams.
4. I don't want to believe in God, but I can't help myself.
5. Since my mother died, I've been strangely susceptible to emotional breakdowns at funerals thus, I try to avoid them altogether.
6. I find 90% of the people I see everyday as totally do-able! I'm that damn horny!
7. When I was about 12, my parents came across a box of new underwear under my pillow while I was away at school. I'd been masturbating to the scantily clad male model on the front cover the night before. They told me they found it in a very wierd, very unassuming way, like they were talking about the weather or an old friend. Someone once said "never underestimate the power of denial". That statement has become evidently true since my parents never mentioned or implied anything from it to this day.
8. I found out a couple of months ago that my sister, who I'd assumed was my blood sister for nearly 22 years was infact my step sister and I found out completely by accident. Everyone in my family knew except me and they still don't know that I am now aware of this. Me and dear old dad will be have a long talk very soon.
LATE ADDITION: I ABSOLUTELY LOVE SADE! If I ever have children (and thats a big 'IF'), may they be conceived to "Smooth Operator". Amen!
I believe I now have to tag other so..with sadistic pleasure, I hereby declare the following bloggers, TAGGED!
Black girl in prague
Mr. Jaja
NaijaDude
Mamarita
The Rules:
List 8 things about yourself. At the end of the post, tag and link to 8 other people. Leave a comment at those sites, letting them know they’ve been tagged, and asking them to come read the post so they know what to do
18 comments:
Na wa for u oo..
Am cyber illeterate... how do i get to tag other people..??
Ok.. go on, cover my shame and delete this comment.
hehehe..Sorry my friend, I don't delete comments...you can do it yourself with the little trash can at the bottom of your post.
To tag, Just go their blog and tell the they are tagged, like i did with you.
Have fun with it Jaja...oh and by the way, why do you call yourself jaja?
Ok thats too much wahala, tagging people....Uhm smooth operator eh...AMEN
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I dont return calls as well...A**hole I see d reason why u dont return my call? shy boy u said eh!
just played some golf the other day
turns out am no Tiger Woods
I suck
but I love the Golf carts you get to drive around in while playing
and the fact you can drink
lazy man sport
fun tho
we have some things in common
2,3,6
7 funny
I find 4 a tard offbeat...whatever are your reasons not to wanna believe in God?
You know I hate funerals too. They dredge up things in my mind that I don't wanna think about.
I think you're right about the power of denial, my aunt is the same. She has seen gay magazines (proper informative gay mags as well as gay porn mags) in my room, and yet when I told her I was gay she said 'no you're not, you're just pretending' - like seriously who in their right mind would say that to a parent/guardian if they weren't gay - it was such a serious conversation but I couldn't help but laugh and I don't think that added much creditability to what I was trying to say.
Good luck with that talk.
Jaja is my name. It’s not really what I call myself. It’s what they call me.
Pretty common name in my part.
Spook e? wha’ sor’ o’ name is tha’??
Didn’t realise I was supposed to take up a fake name on Blogsville… definitely wasn’t properly initiated…
No wet dreams? Not even of Tiger? :-)
+1 about #4; still, I find myself praying just about every night just in case someone's listening.... Does that make me a hypocrite?
Overall, a funny and touching list of 8 things.
90% WOW. Damn horny indeed.
No wet dreams, my gosh. Those have been keeping me sane lately.
And btw: I disperse pics on a trade basis ONLY.
I m not from Opobo Town.
i'm from Rivers State tho..
You?
@mamarita: ain't I smooth though lol
@NaijaDude: you never leave any messages, I don't know who's calling and as I said, as a rule, i don't pick up calls from unkown numbers. I'm sorry though.
@D.O.A.G: I love those little carts too. I haven't played golf in a while. there's a course right next to my job but they charge $35 for a single round. Now I can think of about a million things I'd rather do with $35 that hit some balls around a lumpy golf course.
@Ugo: Thats topic for a whole other post my friend. This christianity thing as been a source of strenght at times but also a great source of stress and self loathing. I'll blog about that soon.
@SSD: Denial is working for me now. I'm not out to my folks but I really can't wait to do it and be done with it. This just isn't the right time. But when I think of it, It'd be pretty devasting to me if my Dad asked if I was gay. It would be like I've done a pretty bad job at hiding it and for some reason that would be discomforting.
It's reasons like #8 that make me not really give a damn what my extended family thinks of me after I come out. As for my immediate family, i have just my Dad and sister to worry about...and Dad has secrets himself!
@Jaja: I like my spook e coz it has a ring of wierdness to it which is so very discriptive of my personality and I am Opobian :).
@Blackgirl: I probably gave off the wrong impression. I watch Tiger because he's an exciting player, not because he gives me wood although, he does have a nice physique, his sculpted chest. those solid arms and firm ass and he is handsome...Ok maybe a little subliminal sexiness has drawn me to him, I'll admit that much.
No dreams though! Not even of the HAWT guy at the gym that makes my heart skip.
Oh do tell, why do we share #4.
@Jay: awww jay come on lol. Ok, i'll go through my stash of photos and pull out the best looking one.
Hey Spook E, thanks for your willing response to my tag and "exposing" yourself a little to us.
I like tennis too ... to watch, not play. And I'm sure I gave my parents reason to wonder about me too, but the strange evidences I'm sure they found were never mentioned.
Thanks again my friend. I'm glad you took part!
Spooks, where at?
Hey dude ... where are you? We miss you!!!!!
@blackgirl & @greg: I'm back, I'm here, and I'll tell you why I've been away from blogsville as soon as I figure it out. I just sort of got caught up in family crap and somehow, didn't really occur to me to blog.
Thanks for stopping by and I can see I have a lot to catch up on with on blogsville.
Glad you're back sweetie
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